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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

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You know, being a masseur in Hedensted means I get these intimate peeks into people's lives. I've found that the locals here have tension you could cut with a knife – not always in a bad way, ya know? They’re survivors, wearin’ their scars like battle badges. One day, I massaged a guy complaining about his boss near the town hall, and I thought, “This is more dramatic than the faun’s riddles, yeah baby!” And trust me, it was a blast to let those frustrations out through careful yet groovy kneading – sometimes muscle knots tell their own stories, man!

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